Of course, I'm referring to that monstrous black tote she's carrying. I mean, what else could I possibly be talking about? Certainly not her toned arms or tight midsection, right?

Last night Christina Applegate went to Arclight in Hollywood to catch a movie with a mystery man, and she was all smiles when she stepped out of the theater. Think it had anything to do with the movie, or was she planning on getting lucky later?

How appropriate!

David and Victoria Beckham are currently celebrating their tenth anniversary in the Seychelles, and we spotted the hot couple lounging by the beach in nothing but their skivvies! I guess these two know how to keep their marriage hot and spicy!

Yesterday afternoon the Jackson clan had a pow wow of sorts at Janet Jackson's LA home, and we snapped LaToya leaving later in the afternoon. We also caught up with Michael's father Joe and Al Sharpton at a meeting in downtown LA prior to the get together at Janet's.

Where do you think they'll decide to bury Michael?

You know how they say dogs look like their owners? Hmmm...I'm thinking Mischa's pooch would be a little insulted if she read this!

Eh, just kidding. Mischa actually looks halfway decent here! I mean, for Mischa...

When Michael Jackson was taken to the UCLA Medical Center on June 25, we were able to get a glimpse at the monitor in the ambulance, and here's what it said...

So what took the ambulance so long to get moving? Maybe it was because they already knew they had lost him?

Forbes mag just issued their list of Hollywood's top female earners, and oddly enough, Brad Pitt's current and former lady loves hold the number one and two spots.

Angelina Jolie earned $27 million over the past year (from June 2008 through June 2009), while Jennifer Aniston earned a paltry $25 million in the same time period.

Most of Angie's earnings came from the $341 million worldwide gross from Wanted as well as a large upfront payment for her next flick, "Salt." Aniston's cash comes from Marley & Me's $244 million global earnings, her SmartWater money, Friends residuals and an upfront payment for her upcoming film The Baster. Brad sure knows how to pick 'em!

Others on the list included Meryl Streep ($24 million), Sarah Jessica Parker ($23 million), Cameron Diaz ($20 million), Sandra Bullock and Reese Witherspoon ($15 million each), Nicole Kidman and Drew Barrymore ($12 million each) and Renee Zellweger ($10 million).

Lindsay Lohan was snapped leaving Samantha's pad yesterday morning, and it looks like she got everything she wanted (and then some!) for her birthday the night before. What do you think Sam gave Lindsay?